No one believed you
But here they are
Walking half dead and half alive
The zombies you expected are
Coming this Christmas in your town.
At first you’ll want to play it brave.
“Hello sir Zombie, what’s your name?”
It’s zombies, man, so be aware
That even if you don’t find it fair
They won’t discuss or talk or laugh
just eat your brains, so stop with that!
Some might even find it swell
The Zombies came at last, they’ll say
And take a gun and say “Hurray,
Let’s go for zombie hunting”
Others will panic and freak out
Others will try to scream and shout
Some might kill and some might die
And lastly there’s another kind
Who will, most likely, survive.
They’re weird they’re dead and yet alive.
You can not kill them so don’t try
Just join a group and stay alive.