December – Jingle All the Way

[Prof. Maxim Trevelyan]

As you are putting up the poster for the promotion on the store’s window, Leyfie yells from behind the counter that the writers are looking for some help. You give a soft sigh, wondering all your internships will be this demanding and move to the top level of the store, where the writers are arguing whether to use end, internal or slant rhymes for the jingle.

You sit down and help the writers come up with an advertising jingle for the Wizarding Wireless Network. However, since there is only so much space in the radio programme and budget, there are some restrictions.

Your jingle must be between 5 and 10 lines long, of your own creation and abide by all HOL rules. You can make up your own tune or use an existing jingle tune (though not the words). If you choose the latter, please credit it.

Post your ad jingle below by December 31st 11:59 pm HOL time to get 15 Hoots and 50 beans.

[Prof. Maxim Trevelyan]

No Hoots or beans were awarded for this task!