I had a sudden, inexplicable desire to come and introduce myself!
But then I thought, "Kaylen, love, why not let them guess!" and I was all, "Like, whoa, totally!".
...
Unfortunately, no one guessed! So now I must post myself. Pfft.
*posts self to a random Professor*
haha. Yes.
My name, if you haven't guessed, is Kaylen Cooper. I'm a First year Slytherin, and this isn't my first barbeque. Lucky for me, though, there haven't been any here! So seeing I am new, let's just write all the insanity off as damage to the head.
I love to read, and I adore talking to people. If you catch me live, though, don't be surprised if I don't say much; unfortunately I have this odd nature of being shy unless I know you. Then you can't shut me up. If you send me a PM, though, or some other form of contact where I get to write long posts such as this one.. well, be prepared.
Be very prepared. Which, incidentally, is something I need written on the front of my clothes, so that I can give warning to all those that talk to me!
It seems to be popular for others to go on about this "real life" thing... seriously, I'm curious as to what this is! Never heard of it. Don't think I want to, either! Though, I do hail from the land of Australia, and am of the male persuasion.
You never would have guessed.
I... can't think of anything else! That's, like, totally normal. Don't worry.
-Kaylen Cooper,
First Year Slytherin
Note: Slytherin for a reason
Another note: I love friends!
More notes: Why does everyone look at me funny!? D:
...I'd add another note, but my notepad seems to be missing! *stares*