That's quite funny! I also live in Texas, USA. I did use to live in Europe (Germany), but I lived almost entirely on US soil. Still, my time in Europe was a lot of fun. My only regret was only going to the UK once.
I live in Texas, about an hour from the coast. I have to say, I might have the good ol' Texas pride but the weather here is just outrageous sometimes. One day we need shorts, one day we need pants, the next day we need both pants and shorts. :p
After moving around constantly for a decade and a half, I've lived in the same part of Virginia since 2015! Sometimes my cold-blooded self finds it a little too cold, though...
I live in Queensland, Australia. It's usually stinking hot right now, but we are in La Niña at the moment, so it's been quite pleasant and cool (hopefully we get through the rest of summer with this weather!)