The Three Broomsticks was throwing a huge Quidditch celebration which required all exclusive passes to get in. Three Quidditch players pull up on their brooms and demand entrance to the party. A bouncer with the clipboard asks for their tickets but none of them have any.
One of the Quidditch players pipe up and explain that they were all friends with the referee inside.
The little man laughs and closes the rope “Please how gullible do I look, you want me to believe that a Quidditch referee actually have friends.”

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Ratings and Comments

#1Julie Garnet's AvatarJulie Garnet (rated this 7)

LOL. That one made me smile. :)

#2Marie Dark's AvatarMarie Dark (rated this 5)

#3Sloane Greer's AvatarSloane Greer (rated this 7)

#4Ophelia Salem's AvatarOphelia Salem (rated this 4)

#5Bere Lee's AvatarBere Lee (rated this 5)

#6Anastasia Huang's AvatarAnastasia Huang (rated this 7)

hahaa that was cute :) very adorable.

#7Achip Silvia's AvatarAchip Silvia (rated this 7)

nice

#8Annette Picolt's AvatarAnnette Picolt (rated this 7)

Pretty good.

#9Leonard Burgoroth's AvatarLeonard Burgoroth (rated this 5)

Interesting joke but why wouldn't the ref have any friends?

#10Kylie North's AvatarKylie North (rated this 7)

#11Sarah Evans's AvatarSarah Evans (rated this 7)

#12Klassisa Vernette's AvatarKlassisa Vernette (rated this 4)

#13Daphne M. Marin's AvatarDaphne M. Marin (rated this 7)

That was a very cute joke.

#14Holly Muse's AvatarHolly Muse (rated this 7)

its kinda funny, well i did giggle, so i gave it a 7. well done

#15Penelope Garrido-Mitchell's AvatarPenelope Garrido-Mitchell (rated this 8)

I like it :)

#16Sarah Matrix's AvatarSarah Matrix (rated this 7)

hehehehe, that made me smile. Nice one!

#17Lera Kamerat's AvatarLera Kamerat (rated this 7)

It was interesting!

#18Evelyn Night's AvatarEvelyn Night (rated this 6)

nice

#19Castora Grimsby's AvatarCastora Grimsby (rated this 8)

Great for a laugh! I feel kind of bad for refs now though. :)

#20Carma Damon's AvatarCarma Damon (rated this 7)

I really like it. Funny. =)

#21Tarma Black's AvatarTarma Black (rated this 5)

#22Darik Limewire's AvatarDarik Limewire (rated this 8)

funny and true.

#23Elyranna Reginhart's AvatarElyranna Reginhart (rated this 6)

Not bad but you didn't included all the elements that were asked.

#24Prof. Dom Gaidin's AvatarProf. Dom Gaidin (rated this 7)

Not a bad effort, but drops points for missing some of the requirements.

#25Steven Nautilus's AvatarSteven Nautilus (rated this 5)

#26Setephani White's AvatarSetephani White (rated this 6)

Not bad

#27Mynci Mars's AvatarMynci Mars (rated this 8)

ha ha ha! Funny :)

#28Jonathan Prather's AvatarJonathan Prather (rated this 6)

it was ok

#29Rose Alstien's AvatarRose Alstien (rated this 10)

I love it

#30Selindy Granger's AvatarSelindy Granger (rated this 7)

very funny, well written...

#31David Case's AvatarDavid Case (rated this 8)

Well done, but you did forgot to add the ball!

#32Noemi Skywell's AvatarNoemi Skywell (rated this 7)

#33Endang Potter's AvatarEndang Potter (rated this 7)

Very Funny

#34Leyawiin Millenia's AvatarLeyawiin Millenia (rated this 8)

Funny and well written. Just add a Quidditch ball! :)

#35Angelina Carver's AvatarAngelina Carver (rated this 8)

Well done. I really like the punchline.

#36Serenity Thomas's AvatarSerenity Thomas (rated this 8)

I like it, I'm giggling to myself right now

#37Javen Simpson's AvatarJaven Simpson (rated this 7)

Simple but cute

#38Belle Black's AvatarBelle Black (rated this 8)

I thought this was cute

#39Ayahzy Nahki's AvatarAyahzy Nahki (rated this 6)

Sort of funny. It needs a quidditch ball

#40Fillie Lianah's AvatarFillie Lianah (rated this 10)

I love the structor of the writer! Especialy her face!

#41Thoth Van's AvatarThoth Van (rated this 4)

#42Nikki Walker's AvatarNikki Walker (rated this 7)

#43Jacqualine Snape's AvatarJacqualine Snape (rated this 8)

A good attempt, I like the end.

#44Ariel Kingston's AvatarAriel Kingston (rated this 8)

#45Albus Fitzgerald's AvatarAlbus Fitzgerald (rated this 10)

Very Funny

#46Kate Typhoon's AvatarKate Typhoon (rated this 7)

Really funny!

#47Iselilja Mira Mickelsdottir's AvatarIselilja Mira Mickelsdottir (rated this 5)

#48Loredana Danae's AvatarLoredana Danae (rated this 7)

There's no Quidditch balls in it, but it's ok.

#49Daniel Zaz's AvatarDaniel Zaz (rated this 8)

Very Funny

#50Alva Saint-Clair's AvatarAlva Saint-Clair (rated this 7)

All hail the refs!! lol
I like this!

#51Askeron Kyle's AvatarAskeron Kyle (rated this 6)

I liked it.

#52Marguerite Davenport's AvatarMarguerite Davenport (rated this 5)

Great job.

#53Iskra Kochova's AvatarIskra Kochova (rated this 5)

Good joke!

#54Eskarina Torbroque's AvatarEskarina Torbroque (rated this 7)

#55Anabeth Underwood's AvatarAnabeth Underwood (rated this 7)

#56Jenna Hathaway's AvatarJenna Hathaway (rated this 5)

#57Julie Jameson's AvatarJulie Jameson (rated this 5)

#58Yavanna Basham's AvatarYavanna Basham (rated this 7)

#59Evelina Hawthorne's AvatarEvelina Hawthorne (rated this 5)

This is really funny! I giggled!

#60India Jolly's AvatarIndia Jolly (rated this 8)

Funny!

#61Timatao Gonyon's AvatarTimatao Gonyon (rated this 8)

funny

#62Sosha McGonagall's AvatarSosha McGonagall (rated this 8)

There was no ball, but it was good! It made me laugh!

#63Tallula Perry's AvatarTallula Perry (rated this 7)

Nice.

#64Zia Stonebury's AvatarZia Stonebury (rated this 8)

Funny!

#65Joel Aireserkeiel's AvatarJoel Aireserkeiel (rated this 7)

Poor referee *pats*

#66Catriona Watson's AvatarCatriona Watson (rated this 5)

Good joke.

#67Ardeliah Longbottom's AvatarArdeliah Longbottom (rated this 9)

Nice one.

#68Sophie Orion's AvatarSophie Orion (rated this 5)

#69Muhammad Alaa's AvatarMuhammad Alaa (rated this 7)

gr8

#70Sophie Delacour's AvatarSophie Delacour (rated this 8)

Made me laugh. Good joke

#71Terry Potter's AvatarTerry Potter (rated this 8)

good joke

#72Zenix James's AvatarZenix James (rated this 8)

Witty, although, I'd hope they have friends...

*is out of luck otherwise*

#73Cole Halliwell's AvatarCole Halliwell (rated this 9)

#74Kath Snape's AvatarKath Snape (rated this 10)

LOL Excellent!!

#75Justin Guillory's AvatarJustin Guillory (rated this 10)

good

#76Artemis Lunar's AvatarArtemis Lunar (rated this 8)

There's no ball mentioned, but the rest of it was fine. The punchline made me laugh!

#77Luna Jecklewood's AvatarLuna Jecklewood (rated this 8)

haha

#78Zoki Phantom's AvatarZoki Phantom (rated this 5)

#79Chloe Fairchilde's AvatarChloe Fairchilde (rated this 4)

Not bad, nice effort.

#80Lily Tahila's AvatarLily Tahila (rated this 6)

#81Kiora Quigley's AvatarKiora Quigley (rated this 6)

I guess I heard that one with football players, but it's still good. Only the ball is missing.

#82Nicole Panneton's AvatarNicole Panneton (rated this 5)

pretty good

#83Nicole Intrieri's AvatarNicole Intrieri (rated this 5)

Its a good joke, but there's no quidditch ball and it wasn't completely connecting to me. So it was okay. (:

#84Bytes Phoenix's AvatarBytes Phoenix (rated this 6)

#85Barbara Phoenix's AvatarBarbara Phoenix (rated this 6)

Well done :)

#86Kiri Galdor's AvatarKiri Galdor (rated this 7)

Nice adaptation on an old joke. Well done.

#87Nick Ford's AvatarNick Ford (rated this 4)

Good effort, but I just didn't really understand it, I don't thing it connects to the audience well

#88Ashlee Sully's AvatarAshlee Sully (rated this 5)

You know, its a good joke, but you didnt include everything.

#89Zuvona Miska's AvatarZuvona Miska (rated this 4)

It was a good effort and a great joke.

#90Angel Phoenix's AvatarAngel Phoenix (rated this 4)

It is a good joke but it has not any ball of quidditch or any broom. So I'm sorry but this is your rate.

#91Ellie Warhol's AvatarEllie Warhol (rated this 4)