The Three Broomsticks was throwing a huge Quidditch celebration which required all exclusive passes to get in. Three Quidditch players pull up on their brooms and demand entrance to the party. A bouncer with the clipboard asks for their tickets but none of them have any.
One of the Quidditch players pipe up and explain that they were all friends with the referee inside.
The little man laughs and closes the rope “Please how gullible do I look, you want me to believe that a Quidditch referee actually have friends.”